are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012
I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.
i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing
this is pretty hilarious lmao
oh my god
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
(Source: mynameisbilly)
No but why would you write me with a spotlessly clean criminal and academic record when I helped stage a revolution and shot a man in the head seriously.
I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
don’t mess with me i have a black belt in crying
(Source: gaymis)
what you need to know about face characters at disney world
So, what you’re saying is that if we want to keep Peter, we have to let him stay Peter?
Because there are just so many wide-eyed children running around this website that are in danger of “having the illusion broken.”
no it’s because if the illusion is broken they will lose their job don’t be a dick about it
dont u wonder about the people on the other side of the enterprise who are just the janitors or some shit they never go on the bridge they have no idea whats going on
when the ship shakes they just think ‘goddammit kirk’